72 Virgins

I don’t know why these radical muslims want to martyr themselves on the off-chance of having 72 virgins up in Heaven.

Let’s face it, they probably haven’t filled their boots either or they’d have better things to think about. Imagine how awkward and rubbish the sex would be.

Don’t join ISIS, for goodness sake. Save up your giro and go shag a tart instead.

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