Just got in from Warwick hospital.
Had chronic hangover beer shits all day yesterday & in the middle of the night had another explosive panic incident.
I use Andrex moist wipes for a clean, fresh arsehole however due to exhaustion & dehydration I accidentally picked up Domestos toilet wipes & used several sheets before realising my error.
My arse & scotum were on fire! It got real bad.
Had an ambulance pick me up at 5AM.
The potent disinfectant burned through the soft flesh & the anal sphincter dried out, cracked & split open.
My scrotum has blown up like a beefsteak tomato.
I’ve spent several hours in double traction, legs up in the air, bollock naked.
I’ve had at least 20 strangers, doctors & specialists examine my private parts.
Third degree chemical burns to the anus.
The skin in the crease is terribly burned.
I’ve opiate medicated lotion to apply every hour & a large donut so I can sit.
They’ve given me oramorph for the pain.
The nurse is coming later to examine the burns. Clean & dress.
I’m fucked for the next month.
My arse & balls are so sore.