Arse Wipe Review

This is, of course, Nocturnal Sex Fiend’s review of Domestos Toilet Wipes which he unfortunately reached for rather than the Andrex wet wipes he was foolishly storing next to them. The harrowing details are here.

(For those outside the UK, Domestos is a thick and powerful bleach that destroys anything in its path and Andrex is a bumwipe range that is advertised as feeling like you’re scraping the crap away with a labrador puppy.)

 

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