Best Brand Name Ever..

..and here’s MY two bits!*



*it has been pointed out to me that there are three ‘bits’ of beef in the picture on the can so the name makes NO SENSE. So, okay…


…WORST brand name EVER!

“Hey gang- yes it’s me, TV’s Noel Edmonds. I’ve been busy writing a book about cosmic ordering and numbers or something in time for the Christmas market. But let’s face it, it’s a pile of ghostwritten shit that will be in The Works discount bookstore on January 4th for 29p.

“You’d be far better off buying Ron Gridchart’s sensational book ‘Make Yourself Uncomfortable’ which is as brave and bonkers as that one-eyed guy in The Goonies.

“It’s available for £7.99 / $10.06 (plus P&P) at this link.”

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    • What a delightful picture you paint, young Ron!

      On a serious note, I have a work mate that spends a lot of time in Vietnam and Cambodia. I get the feeling I know why, given the impression of the place that you describe (wimmin and all that) ?

      • It’s not a bad part of the world to be at all. I’m quite specialised in teaching IELTS so it’s good for me- the new middle classes want to get the hell out of Vietnam- even if it’s only for study. Fair play to them.

        Cambodia can be disgraceful. I may have to go there soon on a visa run. My last one led to disaster and me ending up in the jungles of Myanmar (yet to be told, sorry. But I will.)

        As a holiday destination, both countries are cheap, friendly people and plenty of fun to be had.

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