If they took all them guns and bombs and that that are just designed to kill and maim and that and instead just melted them down and fed them to the poor, the molten metal would burn straight through their […]
“I scream, you scream, we ALL scream for ice cream!” As a result, I have NEVER eaten ice cream and I don’t see how anyone WOULD. It sounds a disgusting practice.
Fat people used to be great!- remember Shirley Crabtree (Big Daddy, of course) and Hattie Jacques? They spellbound the nation with their entertaining ways. These days it seems all fat people want to is just sit around with diabetes watching […]
Word to the wise: if you’re tempted to try spirit cooking at home, please please please don’t do it with methylated. I just did and in the resulting fireball have lost my eyebrows
Despite having lived in East Asia for over ten years, I tend to avoid eating the local cuisine where possible. This isn’t due to some politically-correct fear of cultural appropriation or some right-wing fear of cultural assimilation but due to […]
All too often, especially if you are sufficiently ample that Speak Your Weight machines just go “ooff!”, it’s easy just to collapse onto the couch of despair surrounded by pizza boxes, empty Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino Blended Creme with whipped […]