What do you call a loft with issues? Problematic.
Here’s a joke for yer… Why does Pudsey the Bear have an eye patch? Because Jimmy Saville spunked so hard in his face it both blinded and disfigured one eyeball forever.
Spotted in Vietnam. Check out the colours, man… — “Hey gang- yes it’s me, TV’s Noel Edmonds. I’ve been busy writing a book about cosmic ordering and numbers or something in time for the Christmas market. But let’s face it, […]
I met a Civil Engineer the other day. Very polite.
I’m pretty sure there used to be a Speaking Clock. That said, I WAS doing a lot of acid at the time.
All I did was ask the girl in McDonalds to hold the pickle. Now I’m on a sex offenders register for life. Just because hand signals.
Speaking of friends in high places, I once knew a bloke who lived in a tower block.
I spotted this in Myeik Shopping Centre. I’m guessing the shopkeeper doesn’t understand what it means.
This year I’m dressing up as a phantom pregnancy.
Which is the least acceptable, socially? Click, jail or mastur?
When it comes to sex tapes, I find gaffer to be the most effective.
This cafe in Saigon does a smashing anal cream pie.
An English text fail I spotted recently when getting a haircut. Always nice to see them in the wild like this.
Here’s a chance to part with some of your money on your very own copy of the Make Yourself Uncomfortable book. I know! Awesome, right? 196-page perfect-bound paperback only $9.30 here. Kindle edition for UK readers £3.77 here. Kindle edition […]
You know how some people see Jesus in a piece of toast or the name of God (by whatever monicker the Demiurge is choosing to go by) in a split avacado or whatever? Well, my mate Orange happened upon this […]
As the post about my lovely girlfriend is about the most popular thing to happen on this site in two years (1.2k StumbleUpon likes in 48 hours), I thought I’d share a wholly unnecessary and graphic picture of someone riding […]
I’d like to dedicate this post to my lovely girlfriend. (Apart from extreme surgery, we are completely inseperable.)