Pudsey

Here’s a joke for yer…   Why does Pudsey the Bear have an eye patch? Because Jimmy Saville spunked so hard in his face it both blinded and disfigured one eyeball forever.

Not Lovin’ It

All I did was ask the girl in McDonalds to hold the pickle. Now I’m on a sex offenders register for life. Just because hand signals.      

Carry On

I spotted this in Myeik Shopping Centre. I’m guessing the shopkeeper doesn’t understand what it means.

Oops

An English text fail I spotted recently when getting a haircut. Always nice to see them in the wild like this.

Another Shameless Plug

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Curly Fries

You know how some people see Jesus in a piece of toast or the name of God (by whatever monicker the Demiurge is choosing to go by) in a split avacado or whatever? Well, my mate Orange happened upon this […]

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Big Cock

As the post about my lovely girlfriend is about the most popular thing to happen on this site in two years (1.2k StumbleUpon likes in 48 hours), I thought I’d share a wholly unnecessary and graphic picture of someone riding […]

Hear Hear Dear Bear

The true story of being a local radio station mascot in 90s Britain. For those who prefer to read instead, click here. (Update: I now realise the audio sounds a bit garbage. Sorry! I am new to this video making […]