I met a Civil Engineer the other day. Very polite.
I’m pretty sure there used to be a Speaking Clock. That said, I WAS doing a lot of acid at the time.
All I did was ask the girl in McDonalds to hold the pickle. Now I’m on a sex offenders register for life. Just because hand signals.
Speaking of friends in high places, I once knew a bloke who lived in a tower block.
I spotted this in Myeik Shopping Centre. I’m guessing the shopkeeper doesn’t understand what it means.
This year I’m dressing up as a phantom pregnancy.
Which is the least acceptable, socially? Click, jail or mastur?
When it comes to sex tapes, I find gaffer to be the most effective.