I wish my evening and morning selves could agree on who does the tidying up as neither wants to. My current night self is thinking “Why should I?” even though it’s the one who made the mess. No wonder my […]
People around me talking about how much they value their kids. It’s nice to hear but all a bit nebulous- how can one ever really know exactly how much worth their children have? Well, I for one sold mine to […]
I make $7000 a month working just two hours a week from home. This gives me plenty of time to indulge in my one true passion: spamming message boards to tell everyone about my awesome good fortune.
As I said before, I don’t have much to say that is sage-like. Therefore I’m just going through the other herbs in that Simon and Garfunkel song. Parsley was first, then I’ve skipped out Sage entirely so we’re up to Rosemary […]
Freebase cognitive dissonance in the morning. Smells like victory.
All this mansplaining / womansplaining gender binary stuff is getting on my tits.
As I explained before, I am not a sage. Truly it’s a miracle I’m not dead or mad considering the crazy banquet life threw at my head. Regardless, I have worked out a few things which make sense to me. […]
I was gonna post something virtue signalling but I guess I’ve already blown that particular ruse.
Just got in from Warwick hospital. Had chronic hangover beer shits all day yesterday & in the middle of the night had another explosive panic incident. I use Andrex moist wipes for a clean, fresh arsehole however due to exhaustion […]