More Hollywood Babble-on: Dexy’s Midnight Runner’s Kevin Rowland is remaking his top 80s hit ‘Come On Eileen’ as a Bukkake video for the Japanese retro crowd. No word yet on whether the original Eileen will reprise her role but let’s […]
The sooner sex robots are available for all the better. Until then I’ll just have to make do with wanking.
One such hammered out when hammered with my friend Simon was ‘Don’t Do Animal Prolapse’. He had been watching a lot of anal prolapse porn at the time (which I personally find disgusting). How to make it MORE disgusting, therefore? […]
(Pictured: Matthew Hopkins aka the Witchfinder General. Frankly, a bit of a cunt) Will update this when/if I get a reply. Random Facebook message from someone I don’t even know about someone I haven’t even met. My reply:
With so much adult entertainment out there these days, it’s often hard to know where to begin, although where to end is as obvious as it is hollow, empty and crushingly soul-destroying. My pick of the month is long-running and […]
Nocturnal Sex Fiend writes: What if you picked up a beautiful girl, the girl of your dreams & after a few pints of mild down The Scab you get to fuck her? All’s going well as per the Lord’s design manual and suddenly whilst your pounding […]
Part One of this story is here. Haad Rin was full to bursting with the Christmas crowd: groups of twenty-somethings dressed in Santa hats, drunk and covered in typical tattoos under their Singha wifebeaters. A Gordian Knot of Israelis were […]
I know the highlight of my recent group trip to Dawei, Myanmar was supposed to be a pagoda containing an actual lock of the Buddha’s hair (which wasn’t on display in any case) but for me it was the Sexy […]