Something Very Wrong

Even as a small kid, something felt wrong- very wrong- about “When the Saints Go Marching In’. Maybe it was the fact that ‘When the Saints Go Marching OUT’ would be a lot more logical as a choice of preposition. […]

Jesus Pizza

“…before 1992, I was all about the Ham and Pineapple.” Jesus Pizza, spotted in South Korea by writer, libertine and friend Scott Morley, whose current blog is here. He says he will have a kick-ass site in January and fair […]

Pompous Pirate

For the Reboot of the Bible I reckon they should change Pontius Pilate into Pontius Pirate. That would be great for all sorts of pirate-related nautical riffery. Also, they didn’t even have planes in those days, so how the hell […]

Larry Dharma

When I inhale deeply, I usually get a whiff- however faint- of some ripe punani out there. That, to me, is fucking great and it’s what’s kept me going all these years. -His Holiness Larry Dharma


Why is it when you take a flight on a plane it’s easy and you don’t have to do much except sit back and relax yet when you take a flight of stairs it’s really strenuous and you might need […]

God vs Atheists

Some people think that God exists while others cling to the view that there is no Supreme Being and we are all alone in a universe whose only meaning lies in meaninglessness and whose only point, in the final analysis, […]

If That God

If that God is so short of money he has to go scrounging every Sunday, maybe he should try selling the Books of The Bible separately to his poor parishioners instead of just flogging them all in one expensive volume. Lets […]

Come Together

Wouldn’t it be great if, despite our differences, we all came together?     Apart from arguing about the dry-cleaning bill after, obviously.

What if?

What if we just gave up on what is good about humanity, gave in to the dark impulses that desire our annihilation and just run with that? No. Wait…


In a world hopelessly wading through the incarnadine seas of crimson slaughter, it’s easy to focus on what is hideous in your own existence- threats both real and imaginary, robbing you of all volition and hope. For peace of mind, […]

Rainbow Buttercups

Hi! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve really learned to get all om and shanty since last night’s meltdown and am just sipping an apre ski latte and winding down and chilling and all. Everything is FUCKING AWESOME, you guys!!!!! Love to you all […]

Animals and Shit

If I can play my own small part, make some kind of active contribution to driving one species to extinction during the time God has granted me to swan about this planetary dump, then I’ll consider that job done. It […]


It is far easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled. And if their pay cheque depends upon them being a fool then forget about it – Confucius

72 Virgins

I don’t know why these radical muslims want to martyr themselves on the off-chance of having 72 virgins up in Heaven. Let’s face it, they probably haven’t filled their boots either or they’d have better things to think about. Imagine […]