If That God

If that God is so short of money he has to go scrounging every Sunday, maybe he should try selling the Books of The Bible separately to his poor parishioners instead of just flogging them all in one expensive volume. Lets […]

Come Together

Wouldn’t it be great if, despite our differences, we all came together?     Apart from arguing about the dry-cleaning bill after, obviously.

What if?

What if we just gave up on what is good about humanity, gave in to the dark impulses that desire our annihilation and just run with that? No. Wait…


In a world hopelessly wading through the incarnadine seas of crimson slaughter, it’s easy to focus on what is hideous in your own existence- threats both real and imaginary, robbing you of all volition and hope. For peace of mind, […]

Rainbow Buttercups

Hi! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve really learned to get all om and shanty since last night’s meltdown and am just sipping an apre ski latte and winding down and chilling and all. Everything is FUCKING AWESOME, you guys!!!!! Love to you all […]

Animals and Shit

If I can play my own small part, make some kind of active contribution to driving one species to extinction during the time God has granted me to swan about this planetary dump, then I’ll consider that job done. It […]


It is far easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled. And if their pay cheque depends upon them being a fool then forget about it – Confucius