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2.1: Interzonk

Present Day. Oman. “So I read the first couple of chapters,” Big Gay Cousin is saying in Leicestershire, through Skype. “Okay, cool,” I say. “And?”

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2: Stand And Do Liver

Previously on Wanking Title (working title): 0: Afore Ward 1: Yellow Fellow in Unmellow Peril I’m limbering up now and it seems to be going quite well. I’ve dealt with a fair series of traumatic events so far in a […]

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0: Afore Ward

I’ve been kicked in the arse, metaphorically speaking, by an old friend who is still waiting for me to write that bloody book I’ve been going on about for years and years and years. Here is where I start. I […]