Elder Gods

I’d innocently been researching ancient artifacts at the Miskatonic University Library archive, like you do, when I came across the above photo (and below due to theme cropping). Herein is clear evidence of the Elder Gods smashing their way into […]

Whinge from the Fringe

In my second year at uni, I was part of a drama production at the Edinburgh Festival. We were promised by the director, Bryon Fear, that in return for offering him three nights a week full-on commitment and physical training, […]

Hurrah! For Mr Lee

China. The near future. The technocratic Mr. Lee, two times Most Excellent People’s Committee Grandmaster Flash and the Gang of Four and the Furious Five, has returned from his vacation at long last. The Sektor Comptroller of Region 118/B has […]

Odd Dream

I just had a dream so vivid that it could possibly have been an insight into a parallel universe. In that world, I was also a teacher but at somewhere that looked more like a grand house than anything. I […]

The Dedicated Mr Lee

The dedicated Mr Lee, two times Most Excellent People’s Committee’s Grandmaster Flash, recognised for his enormous contribution towards sustainability on many fronts (and some backs), paused in his meticulous planning and surveyed his handiwork. He decided he had made the […]

Curly Fries

You know how some people see Jesus in a piece of toast or the name of God (by whatever monicker the Demiurge is choosing to go by) in a split avacado or whatever? Well, my mate Orange happened upon this […]

Djinn Attack: Jubail, KSA

Image: ‘Djinn’ Alejandro D’marco I am researching the djinn and asked a friend, Peter Fairless, if he would share a deeply disturbing experience which happened to him in Jubail, 2006. Here is Peter’s experience: I’m English. At the time of […]

The Technocratic Mr Lee

  China. The near future. The technocratic Mr. Lee, two times Most Excellent People’s Committee Grandmaster Flash and the Gang of Four and the Furious Five, has returned from his vacation at long last. The Sektor Comptroller of Region 118/B […]

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Grin and Bear It

Nocturnal Sex Fiend writes: What a bizarre advert for a bed. Surely that’s horror. I find it warped. 3 hungry grizzly bears waiting for some poor victim to beg & plea for mercy. They’d eat everything & lap up the screams of terror. […]

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Up Shit Creek

Our Man in the Midlands Writes: Oh yeah. I’ve got the shits as well. Chronic watery stinking filth is ejaculating from my bowels at least every hour with great force & furious anger. I guess this is normal. I’ve just gone at least […]

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Is The Earth Flat or Round or What?

Ever since Galilleo lifted his telescope to his eye every single person ever has wondered about exactly what he saw. Out there. Certainly Galilleo refused to confirm or deny whatever he was ogling at except that maybe he did. [Google this […]

Bubble Bobble

I’m at what I’m told will be the best concert the world has ever seen. Even better, an old friend of mine who I fired on Facebook is in the band and we’re friends again. His record label is finally […]

Looney Choons

There’s a recent internet story, expounded on by jimstonefreelance and others, that somebody is playing with the timeline and therefore various anomalies are occuring. So far these glitches in the matrix have been puzzling. Some remember things as always having been […]

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The Housewarming

Another swinging London house party, and this time it was actually a housewarming. The doors were opened wide to the South London party people, causing great excitement. I necked several pills in celebration, which made me go all wobbly. After […]

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Mumbo Jumbo

My tribute to the great fraud and hack magician Aleister Crowley. Listen here: And download by right-clicking on this word here. — “Don’t as thou won’t.” “If thou do then whoop de fookin do.”