Very honoured that Cher decided to stop by this festive evening when many thought she was already dead.
Merry Xmas, Cher. I’m looking forward to another duet with what passes for Stephen Hawking these days!
Maybe ask him next time why he hasn’t had his artificial voice updated since the early 90s while you’re at it.
Meanwhile, possibly Merry Christmas but I (wouldn’t)* doubt it.
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