So a joke I put up on tickld was deleted by the mods for being “inappropriate material”.
I took this screen grab just after I put it on the site- in the end it got something like 186 likes and 38 dislikes- pretty good.
The following joke, however, has gone down extremely well:
There have been some very funny comments left by people on the page for this- it is well worth checking out.
As I am a great believer in giving credit where credit is due, I want to thank Nick Maxwell for supplying both of these. I then rewote them to make them work a bit better.