Nocturnal Sex Fiend writes:
Just thrown up.
Beer & wine just don’t mix.
I had 10-15 pints of lager as it was only £1.80 a pint & had 1 glass of warm house red due to being inebriated.
Within minutes of the red my stomach was furious. The mouth started watering & foamy red vomit ejaculated with projectile force.
There was corn in it & I ain’t eaten corn.
I threw up all over the cash point at Lloyds. Loads of it.
Oh well. It’s 3am now. A few large scotches (a bottle)& a fat joint should cure my ailment.
Hair of the dog in 5 hours. More scotch, corn flakes & refreshing lager.
Elephant beer. Then off to work watching porn for 8 hard hours.