Flight

Why is it when you take a flight on a plane it’s easy and you don’t have to do much except sit back and relax yet when you take a flight of stairs it’s really strenuous and you might need to stop for a breather or have a heart attack?

It seems there’s one rule for airborne modes of transportation but a quite different one for a series of steps going from one level to another.

Come ON, English language- SORT IT OUT!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*yeah due to WordPress not giving a true WYSIWYG thing my asterisked asides are never quite far enough down so I had to do a load of spaces and -s and shit).

I mean, I fucking STARTED this footnote with WYSIWYG like I’m either trying to impress you with crappy dated jargon or trying to make you feel stupid,

Like.

DUH.

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(I’m doing either, by the way. Hope you like THEM root vegetables?)

Sorry, I forgot what this was a footnote to. I need to go back a bit. Probably best you do, too.

Okay, RACE YOU!

 

TICK

TOCK


 

RACE OVER!

 

ok, so it was just a load of wordplay bollocks.

 

Sorry.

 

Still, it’s early in the week yeah.

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