If that John Lennon had cared more about making money than lolling about in his pit with skank Yono, maybe he wouldn’t be dead now (except for old age).
He had already made ten or twenty quid from the British Vegetable Marketing Board for ‘Give peas a chance’.
When he then offered The Tufty Club ‘Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?’ as a theme song, his card was marked.
Even Darth fucking Vader was preferable for teaching the young the basic rules of negotiating traffic.
You couldn’t make it up.