UK Election: If only Mo Mowlam had been born ‘Mo Fowlam’, her tabloid name would have been ‘Mo Fo’.
She probably wouldn’t even be dead in that reality- she’d be Prime Minister.
Her campaign slogan could have been “Mo Fo, Fo Sho’!”
No, I don’t have any answers, just a load of questions.
If you don’t know who I’m talking about when I’m talking about a washed-up long-dead UK politician whose heyday was twenty years ago then I certainly don’t blame you.
I couldn’t give a fuck either, to be honest.
But click on the next bit if you think you might- even in the teensiest way- be in the market for giving a fuck- and judge for yourself.