Does it come to THIS?
That I have to DROP my unreliable and unknowable narrator device for an actual picture of ME reading a proof copy of the book of this site for this year- a 196-page trove of love that can only be described as ‘indescribable’?
I look HORRIFIED because on one page I say David Cameron is Prime Minister which I didn’t replace with a more topical gag.
You can buy a copy from lulu here at what is about $US2 or 3 over cost price.
If The Guardian can ask for £1 a month to continue to afford to live in Islington, surely a one-off payment of $3 to ME would buy me three beers in Vietnam.
Yes, it would. Trust me on this. I live here.
EACH beer I will toast to you.