Ok, first of all- do you even blame my generation for not panning out when, as a group, we never even worked out whether it should be ‘X’rs’, ‘Xers’, ‘Gen Xers’ or ‘Xs’? It wasn’t ‘Xs’, you American twats. It […]
How much freer were things in the 80s? In 1983, Men Without Hats released their joyous and/or crap song The Safety Dance which included dwarfs in the video and maypole dancing. After 9/11 it was banned for ever under Health […]
I think this video is the exact moment that subversive ‘character’ Jonathan Pie- played by actor/comedian Tom Walker jumps the shark entirely. That said, I haven’t watched him for a while as I am 9,000 miles from the UK and […]
Does it come to THIS? That I have to DROP my unreliable and unknowable narrator device for an actual picture of ME reading a lovingly-tooled and hot off the print-on-demand press copy of the book of this site for this […]
A recent Facebook challenge has been 7 black & white photos in 7 days. I was nominated for this by UK-based artist and photographer Paul Stork, who I’ve become friends with via Facebook. (I look forward to meeting him when in […]
Even as a small kid, something felt wrong- very wrong- about “When the Saints Go Marching In’. Maybe it was the fact that ‘When the Saints Go Marching OUT’ would be a lot more logical as a choice of preposition. […]
To those who accuse me of being intolerant- Exhibit A: Alcohol.
To cut a long story short: “Once Upon The End.”
Black Friday Matters.
Couldn’t ‘give thanks’ because- GUILT!!!!!!
From Mugabe to Mugawas
Seems this site has been de-listed by Alexa even though the audience hasn’t dropped at all. They used to have figures. Now they have zilch. My friend Stu, who runs peninsularity.com, originally pointed out about three years back that, according to […]
A3 charcoal sketch on paper. Soi 6, Pattaya in Thailand.
My bucket list has sprung a leak. I’d fix it with Blu Tak but they don’t sell it much in Asia and, ironically, Blu Tak wasn’t on my bucket list anyway. So far, swimming with turtles, eviscerating James Corden and inventing […]
(RON:) Regular readers may be wondering where Nocturnal Sex Fiend has gone and why we haven’t heard from him in a while. Well, for one he fucks up my formatting and for two he hasn’t gone anywhere except even more […]
Today I turned over a new leaf. It soon sprang back to its original position.
That unfortunate gap between marketing and reality.