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Rolls

Sex FiendNocturnal Sex Pest writes…

I purchased 12 rolls of lavatory paper from Poundland.

I thought I was getting a bargain.

12 Andrex cost £5.

So I was having a good movement due to eating a huge bowl of All Bran with bananas, nice & soft so naturally was left with a very shitty arsehole.

Incidentally it smelt like rotten fish & eggs as I had 8 pints of mild & a few Guinness.

Anyway it’s quite thin this paper so I grabbed a good few sheets & folded.

Then disaster.

I wiped, getting deep in, scooping away the dirt & what do you know my fingers went straight through & into a huge blob of shit.

I grabbed more paper & it happened again.

There was no shit on the paper it was all over my hands. Loads of it & it reeked.

Under my nails & cuticles; shit everywhere.

The stench was horrendous.

I was left with no choice other than eat it off.

I ate as much as I could get at & sucked the turd out of the nails.

I used my teeth to get right in there.

You know, I really enjoyed it.

I’ve started fingering my arse out & eating it all the time now.

I might start hanging round the public lavatories & eating the shit that’s left splattered on the bowls.

I just love shit.

Human & animal.

I take a few slices of Mother’s Pride White & wipe up. Delicious.

If you know of anyone that would kindly shit in my mouth, introduce me.

Make sure they eat plenty of fiber & drink dark ales 12-20 hours before.

Maybe take a good handful of exlax so it explodes with ferocity.

I’ll catch every droplet & nugget then lick it fresh.

Cheers

 

Nocturnal Sex Pest

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UPDATE:

Just re read the Penetration Shit Arse Dirt email.

That’s a keeper that can flourish & grow like a huge bran constipation.

It explodes from the depths of my diseased bowel with the force of a dozen Hiroshimas & Nagasakis on black market dealers’ Ex Lax.

Pensioner grade weaponry.

“Hey buddy, you looking for laxatives. I’ve got chocolate, suppositories. Only the best. I’m your man if you want clean bowel grade A explosive diarrhoea shit”.

So many possibilities.

Makes me chuckle like a 7 year old possessed little Exorcist girl.

The Power of Christ compels me to be filthy.

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