Speccy Twat

Some facking bloke came up ta me the other day and he said, “ello Alan.”

I said, “You wot?”

He said, “ello Alan.” Just like that.

I said, “Don’t you facking ‘ello Alan’ me,” I said.

I said, “Don’t you facking ‘ello Alan’ me, you cant.”

I said, “You facking cant.”

I said, “Who the fack are you to say facking ‘Hello Alan’ to me?” I said.

I said, “You can take this in the facking bollocks mate,” I said.

I said, “Take this in the facking bollocks mate and fack RIGHT off.”

I said, “You can take yer ‘Hello Alan’ and shove it up yer facking ARSE,” I said.

I said, “It’s Baron Facking Sugar to you. Now fack off!”

Oh yeah. While we’re at it, vote fer me. Make Amstrad great again.

 

-Baron Sugar

 

 

 

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3 Comments

  1. Great vid! I have to confess to being an avid viewer of the apprentice. It’s basically the X factor, with the contestants in suits, which makes me feel slightly ashamed. Every year they seem to find a more gormless bunch.

    I’d love to hear the sugar bloke have a real go when getting rid of someone, with language like the above.

    • It’s a synthesis of Derek & Clive and the UK Apprentice. Plus I watched a perfect walkthrough of Jet Set Willy the other day so those halcyon Speccy days are on my mind. I let the kids I teach play it for a few minutes. They loved it.

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