A long time ago, I came across this hilarious audio of the actor Tom Baker (who played a majestic Doctor Who back in the 70s).
He’s probably fairly sloshed, in a recording studio, doing a voiceover for a furniture company advert:
I thought I’d take a few samples from this and make a track, Symphony for Monkey Shaggers. Click to download, or play below:
“Hey gang- yes it’s me, TV’s Noel Edmonds off the telly. I’ve been busy writing a book about cosmic ordering and numbers or something in time for the Christmas market. But let’s face it, it’s a pile of ghostwritten shit that will be in The Works discount bookstore on January 4th for 29p.
“You’d be far better off buying Ron Gridchart’s sensational book ‘Make Yourself Uncomfortable’ which is as brave and bonkers as that one-eyed guy in The Goonies.
“It’s available for £7.99 / $10.06 (plus P&P) at this link.”