If you have followed this blog in the slightest then you will know that not only is my good friend Orange a sobering hand-on-the-tiller influence on myself, personally, but is right now in a mid-forties stylee and ready to crack out the Wisdom of the Ancients to anyone who wants it.
Comment with your quibbles and Uncle Orange will inspire.
I hear you doubting the Oracle of Orange.
But was it not Orange who was there when I mistakenly moved into a crack house in Bath? Who I nearly got shot to death with in Thailand? And was it not Orange also who witnessed the Miracle of the Curly Fries?
Yes. Yes, it was.
Type ORANGE in the search box. It will only get worse as I fill in the gaps.
First advice from the Orange Oracle is as thus, and it’s something we should all REALLY be aware of in these colourful and confusing days:
“If you paint your nails before you have a wank, it looks like a girl is doing it.”