Up Shit Creek

Our Man in the Midlands Writes:

Oh yeah. I’ve got the shits as well.

Chronic watery stinking filth is ejaculating from my bowels at least every hour with great force & furious anger.
I guess this is normal.
I’ve just gone at least 3 months, possibly 4 drinking everyday so my backside is making me pay.
I’ve hit the jackpot & the bonus ball in diarrhoea.
How long will this go on for?
If you have any remedy or knowledge please soothe my blinking red roar winking rectum & inform.

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