What’s the Fucking Point, Eh?

I was surprisingly sober and on the ball in my previous post.

It proves that I am just as gross when not imbibing the Devil’s Piss (i.e beer) as when I am sober.

This, in itself, is a sobering point and shows a number of things.

Conveniently, I will write them in a list form so that I can do a tiresome “Number 6 will make your blood boil!!!!!” click-bait thing on every social media platform going.

If I can be bothered.

Back to the original question (and, okay it’s NOT the original question. BFG. (Big Fucking Giant):

 

Who is this site for, exactly?

#1 Well, me, obviously

#2 People everywhere who have an IQ of 120 or more and are likely to, if not ‘get’ it, at least understand it is not entirely serious

#3: Nigerian hacker bots

#5: Hacker bots from other countries

#4: The numerically dyslexic

#6: Those whose blood boils at room temperature

#7: Those of both Left and Right who appreciate a good troll when they see one

#8: Those who appreciate that both Left and Right are obsolete and anachronistic

#9: Those who can define ‘obsolete’ and ‘anachronistic’ (see #2)

#10: Jaded Gen Xrs (that’s the entire cohort)

#11: Already jaded Gen Yrs (I see more of you crossing over every day- join us. Abandon all hope and count the pennies on your eyes)

#12: Fired-up Millennials (your love or loathe will only power-up the dark sigil I have secretly encoded in the site- check the page source if you don’t believe me)

#13: Absolutely anyone in the world ever who is prepared to buy the fucking book on lulu.com. Yeah, I get some hits and it is all like whatever. Give me (some of) your money and it will spur me onwards and, if not upwards, definitely sidewards.

With Mulch Love

your fictional and frictionless fiend

Ron Gridcharts

xxx

 

 

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