If God really existed everywhere then we’d literally keep tripping over him wherever we went. Yet we don’t so therefore there is no evidence of his existence. At least we have evidence of Richard Dawkins’ existence, through articles, books and […]
*yeah, you see I tried to think of some kind of The Sun-like headline that rhymes and therefore must be true, but I got stuck at ‘foetals’ because if you work through the alphabet, this is the only word that […]
Thanks to whoever just pointed their finger right at me at close quarters. You have reminded me that just having eyes gives a convincing illusion of 3-D and therefore I don’t need to buy any expensive VR equipment. Cheers!
I’m currently listening (once) again to Pink Floyd’s ‘Pigs- Three Different Ones’. I gather it has gained a new audience and new-found meaning in this last twelve crazy months with many (including Roger Waters himself) equating the first verse with […]
This is, of course, Nocturnal Sex Fiend’s review of Domestos Toilet Wipes which he unfortunately reached for rather than the Andrex wet wipes he was foolishly storing next to them. The harrowing details are here. (For those outside the UK, […]
Starting the saga of that bizarre love triangle thing I found myself in last year. You missed the preamble. Click on the ‘uncomfortabler’ category. I’m sure you know how the internet works so won’t say any more. —- All I […]
Undeniable photographic proof of Bill Clinton’s current whereabouts- he’s in Vietnam disguising himself as Donald Trump, in a wig that can only be described as ‘unconventional’.
I’m experimenting with my mental wellbeing by getting all my news from Fox. I watch Fox reports & watch their documentaries. I also get breaking news from the website direct to my phone. It’s only been a week yet I […]
I’ve been making my own entertainment lately with just shadow finger puppets on the wall. I managed to do most of ‘The Hobbit’ by fudging the dwarf numbers. For Bilbo I used my pinkie. Smaug was just […]
Nocturnal Sex Fiend writes: I saw Jeremy Paxman in town by the theatre half hour ago. I shouted “university challenge is shit” at him really loud from close up. He looked absolutely terrified. He’ll never forget that the cunt. He’s […]
My friend Simon, who I have referenced many times here, is no longer my friend Simon. We agreed, before he disappeared in a bizarre froth of pissed-up and vinegar, that I won’t cause any problems for him and he won’t […]
Spotted in China. Awesome.
Freddie Mercury once rather bombastically bellowed the question, “Who wants to live forever?” (it was in that 80s movie Highlander.) Well, ME for one! – provided I was 10 years younger than I am now and then could just leave […]
“I scream, you scream, we ALL scream for ice cream!” As a result, I have NEVER eaten ice cream and I don’t see how anyone WOULD. It sounds a disgusting practice.
Spotted in Vietnam. Check out the colours, man…
Originally scripted by Samuel Beckett in 1971 for BBC2’s programme about the arts, ‘The Arts Programme’, ‘No Beer for Jon’ is an existentialist absurdist drama which turns the whole idea of white patriarchical imperialist misogyny on its head then tears […]
The World ISN’T getting darker by the day. It’s getting darker by the NIGHT.
As my name was just given to me by my parents (without consulting ME, I might hasten to ADD) and therefore imposed on me by Patriarchy and that, I refuse to answer to my own name any more. I’m currently […]
If everyone just chilled out, there wouldn’t be all this global warming, yeah?