Not Being Funny But

Actually, my heart isn’t in being funny at all at the moment. My brother-in-law (okay, now ex BIL) is recovering from a brain tumour, so I’m concerned for my family. I’m also concerned at how disgustingly shameless the press weasels […]


What If

Nocturnal Sex Fiend writes: What if you picked up a beautiful girl, the girl of your dreams & after a few pints of mild down The Scab you get to fuck her? All’s going well as per the Lord’s design manual  and suddenly whilst your pounding […]


Owen Smith

As most of my audience is in America, you probably don’t know who Owen Smith is. Don’t worry, nobody in the UK does either. In fact, he’s such a non-entity I forgot to capitalise his name the first time and […]


Glen Coinlid’s Last Emission

Clearly, this wasn’t my last contact with Suede’s Neil Codling’s Glen Coinlid. We had been friends at secondary school and on into university until he fired everybody connected to his previous life at the point he entered the music industry. […]


Christmas Gun 3

Despite it being the undoubted highlight of our trip to Koh Phangan, I remember very little of the Jungle Party on Christmas Day, what with one thing and another. I’m going to move straight on with the narrative before the […]


Keith Vaz

This is an untouched photo of Keith Vaz MP’s acceptance speech at being awarded the 3rd Best Oral Sex Scene at the recent Adult Video awards. No, I’ve never heard of Photoshop. Keith Vaz stands down as Home Affairs chair […]

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