“Whither Ron Gridcharts?” I hear you cry (I don’t actually- I’m not that deluded). Well, I’ve either been slumped on the toilet or had my head down the toilet for three days due to a ghastly food poisoning incident at a local […]
Jungle Isolation, Southern Myanmar. Day 215. Saturday. I decide to make the most of the weekend and what with my Wii U suddenly breaking down there’s very little to do at home besides sit in front of the fan and […]
1998, The Midlands, England. I cracked open a can of Stella and swigged from it, staring out the train window at the rapidly darkening landscape that rushed past. As I swallowed the tangy liquid I tried to empty my mind […]
Valentine’s Day then. Might have a wank.
Either the entire town smells like goats tonight or the motorcycle taxi driver could use a good wash. UPDATE: yeah it was him. Goats have a particularly gnarly smell about them. A lot of them roam wild on the streets […]
I believe it was Jesus who said: “…………….” Because he didn’t actually exist.
Swing Club in Bangkok is as underground as a night club can be without actually being under the ground. It never advertises or promotes itself and has no desire or need to. You can find it listed as a night […]
Flush from convincing men everywhere that sit down wees mean less nagging or are somehow posher, the real agenda of the New World Odour becomes clearer with each passing day. The stand up poo is to be rolled out worldwide […]
For a ‘rogue-like’ shopping experience, drink large quantities of cider before starting the trip. Once beaten, ‘expert mode’ can be unlocked by forgetting the shopping list and what was on it and simply staggering to the exit with what you […]
I not so recently made an epic non-stop (except for a 45 minute wait at Birmingham) National Express Coaches tour, exploring a substantial portion of of the M1 and even down to Victoria Station in London. The purpose of this […]